“What you eating” idk check what’s on MY MF PLATEEE
2026-10-20 01:36:06
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~|ꪑꪮ᥇|~ :
" are you asleep?" no im doing a ritual
2026-10-20 11:28:38
79956
🌟 :
*wakes me up* “were you asleep?”
2026-10-19 22:19:08
22394
R O M A N :
"are you old enough to be doing this job?" No they just hired me illegally for fun
2026-10-20 01:00:50
44531
YaBoiJoey :
“Is that your real hair” like nah man I’m holding it for a friend
2026-10-19 10:22:41
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_liyana222 :
A customer asked me if I had money in my register I replied “yes it’s a register” she got upset and went straight to my manager. My manager didn’t gaf.
2026-10-19 11:49:04
74172
𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼 :
"Hey did you fall?" No i was licking the concrete floor to taste if it was candy
2026-10-20 19:19:44
18691
the_lucky_demon :
“What are you doing?” And you can CLEARLY see what I am doing
2026-10-19 12:11:38
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Alterra :
the mentality of EVERY walmart worker when someone asks "do you work here" when we literally wear vests with the company logo.
2026-10-19 07:50:17
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rewe :
Let‘s just all be sarcastic and the world would be a funnier place
2026-10-25 14:47:44
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_.hecte._ :
„Mom I can’t talk I’m in the library” „oh you’re in the library?” No mom I’m giving my self lobotomy..
2026-10-20 08:58:55
5663
VoidRunner :
Who gave dobby crack
2026-10-19 07:24:47
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✧.* Pancake┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ :
*crying* hey are you crying? (This time I want people to replay with sarcasm to this question🙂cuz it’s so freaking stupid😔)
2026-10-25 13:26:45
1
⨷Luckalot ⸆⸉ :
“Wow, really?” NO I JUST MADE THIS WHOLE STORY UP
2026-10-20 18:01:07
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bl4est4r_05 :
I used to be sarcastic to ragebait 😭🤞
2026-10-19 07:44:12
785
ᯓ★🎃uzumaki rants🎃 ᯓ★ :
*eating* “are you eating” no, i’m just looking at the food.
2026-10-25 11:32:29
6
~❀ℱ𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶 ℳ𝒶𝓁𝒶𝒷𝓊❀~ :
“Oh your back?” No I’m on the side of the road 🙄
2026-10-25 13:26:48
2
Emiliano De García Cruz🥹🫰 :
“Do you have a bathroom?” No I shit in the backyard and wipe my ass with leaves
2026-10-19 16:30:10
36249
lily𐙚˚ :
"did you dye your hair" no i woke up and it was my fucking soulmates colour
2026-10-21 16:21:51
11647
dowser10 :
(Grabs broom) “Oh do you plan on sweeping?” “No I was planning on flying off on it like a fucking witch” 😭
2026-10-19 19:48:32
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Lya.nh™️ :
"do you work here" nah i'm cosplaying a worker with the cap and jacket with the name of the store written on it
2026-10-20 00:30:30
7706
ճlαժҽ ♡'s բlíղs💙⚡️ :
“Did you dye your hair blue?” No my mom is a smurf
2026-10-21 05:11:55
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Purple Turtle🇳🇦🇳🇱 Jane Doe :
"Do you make coffee?" No Linda, the coffee machine, the giant coffee bean and the menu filled with all sorts coffees are just here for decoration.
2026-10-19 19:09:40
2572
callmeeyegore :
"hey do you work here?"
2026-10-20 02:51:49
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