Captain Smoochie
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Thursday 22 October 2026 17:14:29 GMT
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Maggie Burkley :
I have 2 brothers. When the younger one got married, the older brother started his speech with “Will is like a brother to me”
2026-10-22 20:00:40
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courtneymarshall :
i said “for those of you who don’t know me i don’t know why you’re here”
2026-10-22 18:55:22
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Katie BoBadey :
At my sisters wedding I said, “I told my sister I didn’t like public speaking, that it was hard for me to do. She said, just do a couple of quick lines, you’ll be right. So I went out the back before and did, it definitely helped”
2026-10-23 02:36:58
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Emiley Kuhn | Buffalo, NY :
I said "let's give it up for the two most important people here tonight!!!" Everyone cheered and I said "you bartenders really are great... now let's give it up for the bride and groom"
2026-10-22 20:52:13
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Halie 🔥 :
My little sister is getting married again, how hard do we think I'm gonna get punched for starting my speech with "Some of you don't know me, but to most of you, welcome back."
2026-10-22 20:14:25
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Livvinitup🐆🎱🍒🪩✞ :
my cousin said “they say your not supposed to meet your heros, my brother met his the day i was born”
2026-10-22 20:06:54
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alyssa.makeup.art :
I wanted to start mine with “I’m sure you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today”
2026-10-22 19:56:51
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Karly 👑 :
I said “if you don’t know me, I don’t like being the center of attention like this. If you do know me, you know that’s not true”
2026-10-22 21:02:52
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em :
I hope you love growing old with her as much as I loved growing up with herrrrrr
2026-10-22 19:04:45
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dr. mads 📚🇨🇦 :
i spoke last so i started my speech at my best friend’s wedding with “i want to begin by thanking the incredible people who opened my set for me”
2026-10-23 01:46:22
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merg :
I was so tempted to say “for those of you who don’t know me, I’m sorry”
2026-10-22 18:40:39
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Brett 🤘 :
Make sure you transition with “but in all seriousness“ after the silly inside-joke story that no one knows about
2026-10-22 20:30:25
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Meghan Nielsen :
my brother did the toast at my wedding he sent me his speech from his notes and in parentheses he put (pause for laughs) and no one laughed 😭😭🤣🤣
2026-10-22 20:26:01
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karime.marrufo :
If you would’ve told me 5 years ago that you were marrying Mark, I would’ve said “ who’s Mark?” *bride and groom met 3 years ago*
2026-10-23 00:19:50
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genny📚🎬🩰⭐️ :
I asserted dominance and said “as you all know”
2026-10-22 20:07:25
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Iliana Airey :
i started with "my name is iliana, and i just wanna start off by saying i am single so if you're looking for someone i'll be here all night" i got so many laughs and cheers
2026-10-23 04:59:52
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leah :
my twin sister said “if you don’t know me that’s kinda weird but okay”
2026-10-23 19:25:41
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mcchickensaucepacket :
“If youUu had toOold meeee that Rebekha and Graylan were going to be here one dayuh, I would’ve laughed in youUur face.”
2026-10-23 03:47:29
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Brooke :
In my speech for my sisters wedding I brought up how when we were little she used to lock me in the closest, but little did we know, she was the one in the closet (she’s gay)
2026-10-23 22:58:00
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carolineann :
My sister and brother in law dated for like 8 years. I typed my speech on physical paper and folded it with a little bit of flour inside. Opened up the speech and pretended to blow the dust off😁😂
2026-10-22 20:01:17
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mami rae 🍉 :
At my sisters reception i made a heartfelt speech about how im so glad my sister has someone that is her best friend, the light of her life and said i was so happy that she can share her life with someone so important to the whole family who is so special. I pretend to get choked up, and everyone was tearing up. then I said “but enough about me, let’s talk about the groom”
2026-10-23 21:08:48
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crimsoncherrycakes :
I gave a speech at my brothers wedding and I opened with “before I start, did you want to see if dad had anything to say?” And I held up a Ouija board because our dad is dead
2026-10-24 05:28:32
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Schmidt ♡ :
my sister said "hi im sam ive known erin all my life um okay" and then sat down
2026-10-22 21:43:38
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Enjoyer of Whimsy :
I said “for those of you who don’t know me, one of us is at the wrong event”
2026-10-22 19:57:37
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liv :
I started mine with “when (my sister) and (BIL) started dating, I didn’t really like him. Now here we are 3 years later at their wedding and not much has changed” it was a hit
2026-10-23 02:58:07
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